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- 33 Of The Best Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids and ParentsFebruary 2, 2019These fun Valentine’s Day jokes for kids will get your kids laughing out loud! They’re delightfully corny, but kids LOVE them! We’ve turned some of them into some fun printable lunch box jokes to use during February. We’ve also chosen two to make into classroom Valentines. Perfect for kids of all ages. Have your kids discovered jokes yet? It is really funny when they do. I remember when my kids first started telling jokes. It would go something like this Kid: Knock, knock Me: Who’s there? Kid: Door Me: Door who? Kid: Door (with peals of laughter) Watching them crack up at their non-joke was enough to make me laugh along as well. They understood the rhythm, but hadn’t quite grasped the concept. It was hysterical and wonderful. As they grew up, so did their love of jokes, especially the totally corny ones. They loved those best, especially if they made me groan. Good times! Every kid I’ve known has loved jokes and enjoy sharing them with the adults in their lives. It is a great way to get a quick moment of connection and there is nothing like laughter to make the day better. Valentine’s Day is coming up, so I went looking for the very best Valentine’s Day jokes for kids and came up with a great list. Memorize a few to share over supper, or at odd moments throughout the day. You’re sure to get a grin, laugh, and probably more than one eye roll. Are you ready to get punny? Keep scrolling 23 DELIGHTFULLY CORNY VALENTINE’S DAY JOKES FOR KIDS What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day? We’re a perfect match. What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card? A valen-teeny What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you! What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend. What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers! What did one light bulb say to the other? I like you a watt. What did the girl squirrel say to her sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you! What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? You can count on me What did the ghost say to his wife? You look so BOOtiful What did one oar say to the other? Can I interest you in a little row-mance? What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day? Tulips. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I love you berry much. What did one whale say to the other on Valentine’s Day? Whale you be mine! What did one owl say to the other on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours! How can you tell the calendar is popular it has lots of dates What kind of Valentine’s candy is never on time? ChocoLATE Why didn’t the skeleton send any Valentine’s Day cards? His heart wasn’t in it. What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You’re purrfect for me! What do you get when you cross a dog with a valentine card? A card that says “I love you drool-ly” What do farmers give their sweethearts on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses PRINTABLE LUNCH BOX NOTES Lunch box jokes are an easy way to share some of these corny riddles in the days leading up to Valentine’s Day. They are a a great way to put a big smile on your child’s face. They also let him/her know that you are thinking of them during the school day. I’ve created a printable package of Valentine’s Day Jokes. Click here to download the file. Print, cut the notes apart, and pop them in with your kid’s lunch box PRINTABLE VALENTINE CLASSROOM VALENTINES These corny jokes also make great Classroom Valentines, so I created two for you to choose from. They are suitable for both boys and girls and super easy to make. Simply download the file, print and cut into cards. Have your child sign their name and you are good to go. The first features a calculator and pencil. It would be great to pair with a fresh new pencil. The second has a cute Valentine chocolate, so it would be good to pair with sweet treat. Click here to Download the Printable Valentine package. BONUS VIDEO Do your kids like funny videos? This wacky video starring DJ duck will make them laugh. It is full of silly Valentine’s Day jokes. The offbeat humour will probably appeal to your kid’s funny bone. 10 KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR VALENTINE’S DAY What is about knock, knock jokes and kids? They were the first kind of jokes my boys started telling and they were so impressed with them. Valentine’s day definitely has some of the corniest knock knock jokes out there! I’ve included 2 pages of knock knock jokes in with the printable package. Click here to get your printable pack. Knock, knock Who’s there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your Valentine! Knock, knock Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke who got a Valentine! Knock, knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive you. (I love you) Knock, knock Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss? Knock Knock Who’s there? Al Al who? Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine. Want to do something special with these jokes? Modern Parents messy kids has taken some Knock, Knock Valentine jokes and made a fortune teller with them. Grab the free printable here. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alec to kiss your cheek. Knock Knock Who’s there? Bee Bee who? Bee my Valentine. Knock Knock Who’s there? Egg! Egg who? Egg-cited to be your Valentine. Knock Knock Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to be my Valentine? Knock, knock Who’s there? Eye Eye who? Eye want to wish you Happy Valentine’s Day YOUR TURN Do you have any Valentine’s Day jokes to share? What kinds of jokes do you kids like? Leave a comment below....
- A Simple Hack To Get You Through The Crazy Busy Days (free printable)January 26, 2019Parenting can sometimes leave you feeling overwhelmed. Are you stressed by your hectic life? This simple hack will tame your to do list and get you through those crazy busy days. Life changes drastically after you have kids. I found it became anything, but simple. How about you? It is astonishing how one newborn (and all the stuff that comes with them) can introduce utter chaos into a home. All of a sudden you find yourself juggling multiple demands and routines. If you are working outside the home you have to figure out how to add that into the mix. A parent’s life is definitely not simple. Most parents probably feel something like this on any given day. Moving from overwhelm to peace Many years ago I discovered something that changed the way I did things. I was an overwhelmed Mom with a preschooler and a newborn. I was completely out of my depth. My family was thousands of miles away and I had very little support. I came home from the hospital with the new baby and got both boys down for a nap. Then I sat on a chair in the kitchen and sobbed quietly in despair. I convinced myself that I couldn’t give both my children the care they needed. One of them would die! I just knew it! I can look back at that moment of desperation and smile about it now, but at the time, I was so overwhelmed I couldn’t see any other outcome. In those sleep-deprived days of caring for a newborn and preschooler, I stumbled on a simple technique that helped me keep my sanity, get through the days and keep both my boys alive. Want to Know My Secret? I created a very short list of essentials. It was so short I didn’t even write it down. Feed everyone. Make sure everyone (including myself) was clean. Keep up with laundry and dishes. Show my love with lots of hugs and cuddles That was it! This very short list provided me with a minimum standard of care for the day. I figured if I washed, fed, and clothed everyone I was doing really well. No-one would die and we could manage. Adding in a bit of loving meant that everything essential was covered. A few months later, when everything was starting to settle down I added two more things Clean the Kitchen Clean the Bathroom That became my list for many years and it worked well. As my boys grew my bare essentials list grew to include a few other things, but I decided to keep my list as short as possible. Over the years I have kept my list of essentials. Yes it has changed and evolved with my circumstances, but it still forms the foundation of my schedule. The benefits of this list Helps set priorities (you do what is on the list first). Gives peace of mind. (The essentials are done). Gives us permission to put aside less important things. Gives me time to focus on what really matters, like spending time with those I love. Silences our inner perfectionist (When we’ve done the essentials that inner critic really has nothing to complain about.) I LOVE SILENCING MY INNER CRITIC!! You see how it works? It is my list that keeps things ticking over nicely. Many days I will do more than my essentials, but if I can’t that is okay. I can rest in the knowledge that what I have done is good enough for today. Sometimes people, deadlines, or commitments demand more of my time. On those days my list makes sure my life, job, writing business continues to run quite smoothly. It gives me peace of mind. How to create a list of essentials I thought to share my list but decided against it as everyone’s list of essentials differs. My list will not look like your list, because we have different priorities and that is okay. I have some friends who absolutely HAVE to make their bed every day. I don’t care about making my bed, so I walk away without a backward glance. However having a clean bathroom is an absolute must for me!! Making the bed is NOT on my list. Cleaning the bathroom IS on my list. There are no rules about this. There is no right or wrong way to set your list of essentials. Basically, this list represents the bare minimum you need to do in order to keep your life in order and your family alive and healthy. What are those things for you? Keep it short. The goal is to be able to complete this list without too much trouble each day/week. Even on the horrible, dreadful terrible days that we all have. Make sure you can complete your essentials without too much effort each day. Remember your list will change and evolve with your circumstances. Don’t forget that each family member can help with the list. In our house my partner has pretty well taken over cooking. I tend to do quick tidy ups and keep the bathroom wiped down. We both do the laundry and dishes. Exclusive Bonus (Free Printable) To help you I have created this free printable. It only has space for 6 items, so it is prefect for creating your list of essentials. You will notice that the boxes are exactly the right size for 2 x 2 inch sticky notes. You can buy those here or simply cut some larger ones to size. The great thing about using sticky notes is that you can change your mind or even have different lists for different days. Hint: You don’t have to use all the boxes. You cross off boxes like I did, or write an inspiring quote! What if I don’t have time for my essentials? Sometimes my list gets too long and I find I don’t have time to do everything. I know something needs to change when I can’t manage the essentials. It’s warning sign that I need to take a step back and evaluate my life. Do I need to simplify? Cut something out? Delegate? (I recently delegated one of my blog tasks to a virtual assistant. It has freed up several hours each week for me.) Stop trying to live up to what I see on Pinterest? Get your kids involved in taking on some of the simple tasks on your list? Do whatever it takes to make that list achievable on an everyday basis. Your List Will Keep You Sane My list of essentials was a lifesaver in those busy days of caring for baby and newborn. I hope you will find it a helpful technique. There is a great deal of peace in knowing that we don’t have to do everything all the time. There will be days when the stars align and you have the energy, and time, to tackle those tasks outside your list. Yay go for it! There may be days when you have loads of energy, the sun is shining and you would much rather go outside and enjoy the day with your family. Go right ahead. Your essentials are covered and besides you have done far more than you think. Some days we wonder why we even bothered to get out of bed. On those days your list of essentials will be the only things you can accomplish. And that is good enough for today! Now it’s your turn! I’d love to know. What is on your list of essentials? ...

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